The following are all answers written by children taking exams...

1. "When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire."

2. "H3O is hot water, and CO3 is cold water"

3. "To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube"

4. "When you smell an oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide"

5. "Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state"

6. "Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillars."

7. "Blood flows down one leg and up the other."

8. "Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, and then expectoration."

9. "The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader."

10. "Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire."

11. "A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold."

12. "Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas."

13. "The pistol of a flower is its only protections agenst insects."

14. "The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana."

15. "A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cuspids, two molars, and eight cuspidors."

Mr. Bean goes to the swimming pool

Funny Story Haha

Funny Story Haha

There was a husband who had forgotten about his aniversary! His wife was irritated with him and waited a couple days before telling the husband that he had forgotten. The husband realizing what he had done started asking his wife to forgive him and asking how he could make it up to her! The wife, knowing that her husband had some money saved up, told him that when she wakes up in the morning she would be overjoyed to find something that could go from 0-300 in 4 seconds sitting in the driveway (this is crazy fast but remember she is stressed out and irritated so she spit this at him in anger). The husband was bewildered because their relationship had never been about gifts before, but he would get have to get it for her because he had messed up =/. The next morning the wife awoke and looked out the window. Outside was a small box sitting in the driveway, obviously too small for a car. The wife thought she had clearly implied that she wanted a car, but she went out to the driveway anyhow. She opened the box to find a weight scale!!! The husband managed to find something for her that she could use that would go from 0-300 in 4 seconds!