Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town’s name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the employee,
Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very, very slowly?
The employee leaned over the counter and said, Burrrrrr gerrrrrr Kiiiing.