What is butt dust??

What Is Butt Dust???

What, you ask, is ‘Butt dust’? Read on and you’ll discover the joy in

it! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.

After a while he asked: ‘Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and

one for cold milk?’

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she

was so old she didn’t remember any more. Melanie said, ‘If you don’t

remember you must look in the back of20your panties. Mine say five to

six.’

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. ‘I love you so

much that when you die I’m going to bury you outside my bedroom

window.’

BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in

vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom

explained it was a child-proof cap and she’d have to open it for her.

Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: ‘How does it know it’s

me?’

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. ‘Please

don’t give me this juice again,’ she said, ‘It makes my teeth cough.’

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: ‘How much do I

cost?’

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried When his Mom asked

what was troubling him, he replied, ‘I don’t know what’ll happen with

this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?’

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and

kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his

dad: ‘Why is he whispering in her mouth?’

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather

wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then

asked, ‘Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?’

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: ‘The man

named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but

his wife looked back and was turned to salt.’ Concerned, James asked:

’What happened to the flea?’

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget .

This particular Sunday sermon...’Dear Lord,’ the minister began,

with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned

face. ‘Without you, we are but dust...’ He would have continued but at

that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to

me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl

voice, ‘Mom, what is butt dust?’