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Drunk driving

The policeman had the bar under surveillance a few minutes before closing time, so he could see who comes out drunk.

The first one out the door at 2:00 o'clock weaved down the sidewalk, then fell on the curb. Sluggishly got up, then tried his keys in five cars before finding his own car.Once inside his car, he fumbled with his keys for 2 or 3 minutes.

Meanwhile, all the club patrons had gotten into their cars and driven away, leaving this one fellow quite alone in the parking lot.

Finally, he got his car started and began to very slowly drive away.
Immediately, the police car was behind him with lights flashing.
The policeman asked the man to take a breathalyser test, to which he readily agreed.
When the reading was 0.0%, the policeman said, "How can this be?"

To which the man replied, "Because tonight, I'm the designated decoy."

Hehehe

Can you hear it - the chairs blow and the cats scream? I can.

Blue Collar Comedy Tour One For The Road 2006 HQ long

Man and woman are always together forever

Man and woman are always together forever 

Woman has Man in it; 

Mrs. has Mr. in it; 

Female has Male in it; 

She has He in it; 

Madam has Adam in it; 

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN? 

MEN tal illness 

MEN strual cramps 

MEN tal breakdown 

MEN opause GUY necologist 

AND .. When we have REAL trouble, it's a HISterectomy..