Chocolates are not only romantic, they're complimentary. When you give a
box of chocolates to your beloved, it says, "You could pig out on this tub
of lard and bloat out to three tons, but you'd still be the apple of my eye."
It doesn't matter if it's true -- it's the message that counts. But the real
reason to give your loved one chocolates is because any loved one worth her
salt will turn right around and offer you some. It's a win-win no matter how
you look at it. Buy her a red one shaped like a heart, and you're in like
Flynn.