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At the doctor

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

"Breast-fed" she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.

She did. He pressed, kneaded, and pinched both breasts for a while in a detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is hungry. You don't have any milk." "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came". 

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The Doctors story

"One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart,"